Chiang Khan, December 2020
To get to the town of Loei from Khao Kho involves crossing a hilly range. You know this in advance by the degree of squiggle on the Google Maps route. When the blue line looks like a tapeworm inside a pig’s intestines, for example, you know that there are going to be many twists and turns. Three hours of unrelenting winding roads up and down, round and round, some with steep gradients (where you select the gear on an automatic for towing a caravan), means maximum concentration. I always find this kind of driving quite draining as I set myself for the task – absolutely no conversation, and definitely no, ‘Look, is that a Common Egret over there or the oft mistaken Thompson’s Barred Egret?’ Anyway, the reward? The Loei Grand Hotel, of which one of the words in its name is a total misnomer. Sometimes in the Sunday magazine a photographer does a photo essay on abandoned buildings. Like, this is the former grand ballroom of the Chicago Ritz unused since 1912, or this is the interior of the Art Deco cinema in Fresno which went out of service in 1961, or this is Chernobyl’s former orphanage – spot the dusty teddy bear in the corner. Well, the Loei Grand is a bit like that, it was probably ace in about 1972. If the hotel was grim, then Loei was just as uninspiring, luckily, only for one night. Loei may well be on somebody’s bucket list – if so, it will likely be the slops bucket.
Chiang Khan is one of those places in Thailand that has managed to capitalise on its good fortune without creating a free-for-all whereby commercial development gallops off into the distance, leaving infrastructure lagging well behind. Think of any beach anywhere in Thailand with check-by-jowl huts, shops and bars all vying for their bit of beach, whilst the back road is a series of unfinished pipes, wires, trenches and potholes. Fittingly, the collective noun for such things is ‘eyesore’. Anyway, the burghers of Chiang Khan have managed to keep the river front fairly authentic, albeit a little ramshackle in places. The river’s edge has a long boardwalk for your promenading whilst the main thoroughfare turns into a night market cum walking street early evening. There is not even one 7-Eleven allowed to intrude into any of this – someone put their foot down big-time. Well done them. Why go to Chiang Khan in the first place, given that it is remote and miles from anything? I don’t know the answer to that, it’s probably the same for Pai – a reputation for being worth the long journey to get there – perhaps because you can enjoy the ambience without the clutter. CK is not hippy-dippy though, it’s a very Thai destination, with room bookings made a year in advance.